Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Merry Christmas from Lehman


Merry Christmas, All.
 
It’s Christmas Eve here in “Allah’s Litter Box.” Just want to wish everyone a Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year!

Business as usual here. Frosty The Snowman isn’t allowed at Camp Leatherneck because he is a “fat body” (plus, the Marines would quickly dismantle him in order to ice their drinks). Rudolph poses a security risk given his failure to maintain “light discipline” with that red nose and therefore isn’t allowed within a 10-km radius of the airfield. And while Santa Claus probably will not visit us tonight due to an unspecified RPG threat to Friendly aircraft, I’ve a “Charlie Brown Christmas Tree” in my quarters, just in case. If Santa comes, I am hoping he’ll leave a few M67 fragmentaries under the tree for me.

See you all in about four months! Season’s Best,

John

Major John R. Lehman II, USMC

4 comments:

bill said...

And a Merry Christmas back to you this morning John from your buddies at the Carport! The Lord's favor on your life today my friend.

The Raulstons said...

So glad to see you John! Merry Christmas and God Bless you!

Kista said...

Merry Christmas to you too! It will be nice to meet you when you get home. Thank you for your service.

Puma said...

Sir, Merry Christmas to you too, Major Lehman Sir!